10 South Jersey Beach Commandments 2018 Edition
We are now entering prime beach season with the Fourth of July holiday already here. Beaches up and down the Jersey Shore will be packed through Labor Day with vacationers and swimmers alike, so now is a great time to brush up on some beach etiquette.
My wife and I spend almost every weekend during the summer on the beach. Sometimes I just sit and watch in amazement as the rules of proper beach etiquette are broken time after time. Maybe it's just me, but beach behavior seems to be getting worse every year.
This list hopefully will help you and fellow beach-goers enjoy a summer filled with lasting memories of our beautiful beaches!
This is my number 1 pet peeve while trying to enjoy the beach, especially when a family of 10 plops down literally on top of you.
Here's a secret tip: Flags make a great perimeter to keep someone from getting to close for comfort. It's also awesome to show your patriotic side on the beach!
It's no fun having to keep your eye on someone else's umbrella out of safety concerns. Make sure your umbrella is secure, especially on a windy day.
I've seen my share of Speedos and skimpy bikinis on the wrong people. The beach is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy yourself, but please, PLEASE make sure your swimsuit FITS you.
I learned this one the hard way. My wife gave me the death stare when I did this on a crowded day. So did the people next to us after getting pelted with sand.
I know most of us have at one time or another used the ocean as a bathroom. Mostly as kids, right? Right??
I know I've been tempted to do it myself, especially after drinking a extra large coffee, but let's use the facilities and keep our water clean.
No exceptions on this rule, especially when the water is rough and filled with rip currents.
My son is a lifeguard and I'm amazed at just how many times he has to go into rough waters to rescue someone simply because they wouldn't listen.
Just remember, you're putting yourself in danger, as well the person who has to come in after you.
There's nothing worse than seeing our beautiful beaches filled with yesterday's trash. Please be sure to clean up after yourself and always dump your trash in the garbage.
Certain South Jersey beaches have actually banned smoking, yet it's a tough one to enforce. Let me just tell you though, nothing ruins a perfect day outside getting some fresh air than having to smell a cigar or cigarette.
Feeding seagulls or any birds on the beach could be harmful to the birds themselves. Please make sure your children also adhere to this rule. I'd rather not have my lunch dive bombed by a bunch of hungry seagulls!
Ok, this is the one where I have some reservations because, I used to do this when I was younger...back when I still had most of my hearing. These days I cringe when I hear someone blasting their music, especially if it's something I dislike immensely. Headphones, people, headphones.