Anti-Valentine? Zoo Lets You Name Cockroach After Your Ex

If Valentine's Day just reminds you of how much your ex bugs you, then a zoo in Texas has promotion that's perfect for you.

For the second year, the El Paso, Texas Zoo is allowing people to name a cockroach after an ex for Valentine’s Day.

Wait, it gets better. After you name your cockroach, the zoo will feed it to one of the variety of resident animals, such as primates and meerkats, who find those nasty, little critters tasty, as a way of giving you closure.

You can message the zoo on Facebook with your ex's name, then wait patiently for February 14 to watch the roach get devoured during the "Quit Bugging Me" meerkat event, which will live-stream on Facebook and the zoo's website.

The zoo calls it "the perfect Valentine's Day gift."