File this one under, 'so sad you have to laugh.'
The annual list of the trash we littered our beautiful New Jersey beaches with has just been released, and, again this year, some of the items found are bizarre and hard to believe.

The list is used by Clean Ocean Action to promote their latest round of beach cleanings.

The 30th annual Clean Action Ocean Beach Sweeps are this Saturday, April 25th, with thousands of volunteers spending the day picking up trash found on our beaches. See a list of Atlantic and Cape May County beach sweep locations.

Here is what Clean Action Ocean calls their “Roster of the Ridiculous” trash collected on our beaches…

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Here are more South Jersey Weekend Happenings...

Atlantic City:

- Taj Mahal: Peter Cetera, Sat. 4/25

- Tropicana: 'Always Glee', Glee Tribute, various times thru 5/22

- Resorts: Chippendale's, Sat. 4/25

- Taj Mahal: Bobby Caldwell,  Sat. 4/25

- Borgata: Frank Caliendo, Sat. 4/25, Music Box, sold out

- Tropicana: Singers  Al Bano & Romina Power, Sat. 4/25

Other fun stuff to do this weekend...

- Mays Landing: Community Indoor Yard Sale, Atlantic Cape Community College, Sat. 4/25 from 9a-2p, 609-343-5010

- Somers Point: Bayfest, Sat. 4/24, 609-927-9088

- Hammonton: Eagle Theatre presents the musical 'Tick,Tick...Boom', Fri-Sat. 4/24-25

- Linwood: Mainland High School presents a Johnny Cash Tribute benefit, Fri. 4/24, 877-840-0457

- Hammonton: Noyes Museum benefit Jewelry Fair, Sat. 4/25 from noon to 5p, Noyes Shop

- Margate: Paper Shredding Day, Sat. 4/25 from 8a-noon for city residents, Public Yard

- Ventnor: Teen Animation Festival, A.C. Library @  2p, 609-823-4614

- Galloway/Stockton: 'The Jungle Book', Stockton PAC, Sat. 4/25 @ 10:30a, 609-652-9000

- Ocean City: Colony Club Fashion Show Fundraiser, Sat. 4/25 from noon to 4p, Union Chapel By the Sea, 5501 Asbury Ave, 609-398-3708

- Wildwood: 70's Dance Party, Tavares & more, Sat. 4/25, Convention Center

-Northfield: Flea Market-Garage Sale, Northfield Community School, Sat. 4/25 from 9a-2p, 609-641-4607

- Margate: Join Lite Rock 96.9 WFPG Sun. 4/26@ 1p for the The 13th Annual Patti McWalk, benefiting the South Jersey Cancer Fund,  begins at the historic Lucy the Elephant, continues along the beach to the Margate Fishing Pier, and finishes back at Lucy. The advance registration fee of $20

- Marmora: Jay Polli kidney transplant benefit, Sun. 4/26 from 2p-5p, Bon Cheveux Salon at 46 Roosevelt Boulevard in Marmora

- Atlantic City: Seashore Gardens 5K Run, Sun. 4/26 @ 9a, Boardwalk outside Resorts Casino, benefiting Seashore living Center in Galloway, 609-748-4615

- Egg Harbor Township: ACUA's Earth day Celebration, Sun. 4/26 from 10a-4p, 609-965-5681

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