Anyone who's been to the Jersey Shore has seen a boardwalk shirt, usually with some cheesy saying or slogan on it.

We were thinking that it's time the shirt sayings got a little more...honest.

 

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    "I feed birds."

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  • 2

    "I brake in the EZ-Pass Express Lane."

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  • 3

    "I'm going to leave trash on the sand."

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  • 4

    "I block intersections."

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  • 5

    "I drive 50 mph in the left lane."

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  • 6

    "I'm too pale for this outfit."

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  • 7

    "I tried making a left turn on Rt. 9."

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  • 8

    "Do my socks look good with these sandals?"

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  • 9

    "I sat in traffic longer than I'll actually be here."

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  • 10

    "I'm reasonably sure I could pump my own gas."

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