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That much money inspired me to look for five ridiculous Christmas gifts you could buy with an extra $10,000.  Here's what I came up with for you:

1) A rocking chair bed

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For maximum foolishness.

Do you like sleeping in an enclosed bed? Do you like the feeling of sleeping like you’re on the high seas? Do you like the idea of sleeping in something like looks like a barrel? Bro. BRO. Bro. Rocking chair bed. Because nothing can go wrong.

2) A Hobbit Home

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Kind of loses the effect with the utility pole in the background, doesn't it?

Beach house? Why not Zoidberg Hobbit House? This is a great place to duck away for some studying, or meditation, or spontaneous freakouts. And you’ll even have money left over, which you could use for wizard robes or little hats or whatever Hobbits wear.

Hobbit Home, $4,695.

 

3) A BBQ grill shaped like a giant gun

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Happiness is a warm grill.

It’s pistols at dawn…and BURGERS! What? Yes, if you’ve dreamed of cooking meat on an over sized gun then you’re probably a character from King of the Hill. If by some chance you aren’t, then, well, here you go. Knock yourself out.

 

4) A “Water Thrusting Jet Bike.”

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A what? “Feel the rush of riding a motorcycle with flight capabilities with this water thrusting jet bike…It combines jet propulsion and water to bring you a devastatingly fun recreational vehicle guaranteed to improve any day at the beach or lake.”  Perfect!

 

5)  A Waterproof Pool Table

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Everyone knows the best part of playing pool is the part where you get horribly sunburned.

For all once of those times when you wanted to play pool in a pool. Because you were drinking too much, and you thought such a thing had been invented, until your friend screamed, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, AND HOW DID YOU GET MY POOL TABLE IN THE POOL???”

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